Here's a list of "Don'ts" for self-timer portraits:
1. The "Running of the Bulls" Scenario:
* Don't: Set the timer for 2 seconds and then sprint into position. You'll end up looking panicked, out of breath, and like you're fleeing a predator. The photo will capture the awkward mid-run, usually with a strange expression on your face.
2. The "Deer in Headlights" Stare:
* Don't: Stare directly at the camera with wide, unblinking eyes, waiting for the flash to blind you. It makes you look tense and unnatural.
3. The "Where's the Button?" Fumble:
* Don't: Forget to hide the remote/phone/timer or realize you're in frame at the last second and make an awkward grab for it. The resulting picture will show your hand or arm doing something strange and your face contorted in a mixture of confusion and panic.
4. The "Windy Catastrophe":
* Don't: Attempt a self-timer portrait outdoors on a windy day without securing your hair and clothing. Expect a blurred, windswept image where your hair is plastered to your face or your clothes are flapping wildly.
5. The "Lighting Disaster":
* Don't: Ignore the lighting. Backlighting can turn you into a silhouette, unflattering harsh light can exaggerate wrinkles and cast harsh shadows, and dim lighting can result in a blurry, grainy image. Avoid direct sunlight at noon.
6. The "Awkward Posing" Gallery:
* Don't: Default to the same stiff, unnatural pose you always use. Think about your body language. Avoid slouching or hunching. Practice different poses in front of a mirror beforehand.
7. The "Background Blunder":
* Don't: Neglect the background. A cluttered, messy, or distracting background will steal focus from you. Make sure your background is clean, simple, and complementary.
8. The "Unrealistic Expectations" Trap:
* Don't: Expect to get the perfect shot on the first try. Self-timer portraits often require multiple attempts. Be patient, experiment, and don't be afraid to adjust your settings, pose, or lighting.
9. The "Low Battery Anxiety":
* Don't: Start a self-timer photoshoot with a low battery on your camera/phone. It's just asking for frustration. Charge it fully beforehand.
10. The "Unplanned Obstacle Course":
* Don't: Set up your shot in a high-traffic area or where unexpected obstacles (like pets or children) are likely to appear. You might end up with an unexpected cameo that ruins your perfect composition.
11. The "Forgetful Focus":
* Don't: Forget to pre-focus! Auto focus usually won't work when you are not there. Place an object where you plan to stand to allow the camera to achieve focus then use manual focus to lock it in.
In essence, avoid rushing, neglecting the details, and failing to plan. By avoiding these common pitfalls, you'll be well on your way to taking self-timer portraits that you'll actually be proud of!